Umbrella.

So the curse and arrogance of being in power has now struck the Scottish Government's Finance and Climate Minister John Swinney.

"RED-FACED Finance Minister John Swinney has been caught taking a chauffeur-driven limo on a 200-yard trip - to avoid a walk in the rain. The government's climate campaigner even left his engine running for 20 minutes as he popped into the BBC studios."

He obviously doesn't like Pina Coladas and taking walks in the rain. And all for the lack of a decent umbrella which he could have bought for as little as a tenner on the SNP's own shopping website. A small price to pay for saving the planet ... and Scotland's little bit of it.