Every Cloud ...

... Has a silver lining, especially if you are failed Republican Vice Presidential candidate Governor Sarah Palin.

Wouldn't it be nice to be in line to make millions of dollars from a book deal about a campaign that you actually lost? Seven million dollars would be a good starting point for her run at the Presidency in 2012. Mr Smith says don't buy the book, it could cause untold damage to the United States of America and only just encourage Governor Palin.

"She failed to save John McCain from presidential election doom, but Sarah Palin, the Republican senator’s controversial running mate, may yet emerge as the saviour of the American publishing industry. Literary agents are queueing up to sign her to a book deal that could earn her up to $7m."

Missing Inaction.

It seems to Mr Smith that Jack McConnell really doesn't have any excuses left for not resigning as a Member of the Scottish Parliament. He is clearly not doing the job, and the voters of Lanarkshire deserve an MSP who will actually represent their interests in the Scottish Parliament by being there and saying and doing something at least very occasionally.

The reality however is that Labour will still not to risk another by-election in the murky political waters of Lanarkshire and so he will be allowed to be a part-time MSP.

"Jack McConnell is under growing pressure to resign as an MSP after it was disclosed that he has one of the poorest records for voting and asking questions at Holyrood. The former first minister, who is paid £55,381 a year and receives a £38,454 a year pension, has failed to ask a single oral question in the Scottish parliament and has submitted about one written question per fortnight since Labour lost power in May last year. Other former Labour ministers have asked nearly 20 times as many over the same period. McConnell sits on no parliamentary committees and has missed up to seven times as many votes as his former Labour ministerial colleagues."

Trials And Tribunals.

Well it looks as though the details of the mystery from a few months ago about the SNP MSP who abused their member of staff in the wake of the Glasgow East by-election is now out of the bag in the mainstream press.

"THE SNP are facing the embarrassment of the first employment tribunal to feature a member of the Scottish Parliament. Bob Doris, Nationalist list MSP for Glasgow and an aide to the education secretary, is due to face a tribunal as a result of a dispute with Craig Munro, his parliamentary assistant. Munro has been suspended on full pay since June 6, when he and Doris had a heated argument at the SNP's Glasgow headquarters. Munro had been off work suffering from stress at the time, and had gone to meet Doris to try to resolve the issue. However, the encounter deteriorated briefly into a scuffle and the police were informed."

Mr Smith seems to think this isn't the first time that SNP MSPs have had problems with their staff which have nearly ended up at industrial tribunals. What's the betting it never gets to the Tribunal?

Stone Me.

One of the most unoriginal news releases which Mr Smith has ever seen issued by the Scottish Government's press team, but then again they are setting really low standards these days.

"Leaving no stone unturned ... Lockerbie Ice Rink was officially opened today and funding for the development of curling was announced. Sports Minister Stewart Maxwell and sportscotland Chief Executive Stewart Harris opened the upgraded Lockerbie Ice Rink, which received sportscotland funding and to announce the sportscotland annual investment in the governing body for curling, the Royal Caledonian Curling Club (RCCC)."

Wind-Up Merchant.

Mr Smith is disappointed that Scotland's "new voice" in the House of Commons decided to play truant so early after being sworn in, but Mr Smith thinks that using him to "wind-up" the SNP was probably merited given Labour's achievement in winning the Glenrothes by-election. Humble pie Alex?

"LINDSAY ROY, the headteacher who won the Glenrothes by- election for Labour, has been accused of playing truant on his first full day as an MP. Roy, who was sworn in at the Commons on Wednesday, chose to miss the following day and appear at a photo call at the Scottish parliament instead. One Labour MSP admitted his presence at Holyrood was deliberately used to "wind up" Alex Salmond and other Nationalist MSPs still smarting from defeat in Glenrothes. Iain Gray, Labour's Scottish leader, drew attention to Roy in the public gallery during First Minister's Questions."

On Expenses.

Mr Smith seems to recall that we have had similar cases before of MSPs not using homes they already own in Edinburgh and instead claiming accommodation costs on Holyrood's allowances. Surely this isn't the way the Holyrood expenses system was supposed to work by compensating MSPs for expenditure they didn't have to incur in the first place?

"A WEALTHY Tory MSP has denied rearranging his half-a-million pound property portfolio in a bid to cash in on the Holyrood expenses system. John Lamont has made a plea to parliament for overnight expenses in Edinburgh despite owning a flat in the capital. He cannot claim for staying in his £177,000 Edinburgh pad because he bought it before he was elected last year. "

Yes, Police.

"A POLICE agency set up to save public money has spent more than £2million on consultants in less than two years. A Sunday Mail investigation shows the Scottish Police Services Authority (SPSA) spent £924,437 in its first year on private firms to advise on training, management, computers, advertising and public relations. The cost of consultants over the next six months was £809,848 - double the rate of spending in the first year. A further £273,798 was spent by the Scottish Government in the three months before the SPSA was formed, bringing the total to more than £2million. The same amount would pay for 75 new police officers."

A pretty clear example of the reality not living up to the aspiration. Wouldn't you rather have an extra 75 bobbies on the beat? There seems to be a very definite lack of oversight of what the agency is up to. Does that make them bad cops?

First Class.

Mr Smith wasn't surprised that some of our MSPs would use their parliamentary allowances to travel first class, but he is surprised by the names of some of the class warriors who seem to have adopted the habit.

Bill "Campaign for Socialism" Butler never struck Mr Smith has someone who would opt for the non-proletarian comforts of Scotrail's first class. Never mind. Come the revolution comrades we will all be travelling first class.

"THE Scottish Parliament may have been established to bring politicians closer to the people, but a minority of its representatives would rather avoid the great unwashed when it comes to travelling by train. A Scotland on Sunday survey has revealed that more than 10% of our MSPs regularly travel first class as they commute from their constituencies to Holyrood. Frequent first-class travellers from Glasgow to Edinburgh include Labour MSPs Wendy Alexander, the former leader; Bill Butler; Patricia Ferguson; Trish Godman, Charlie Gordon; Ken McIntosh; Frank McAveety, Pauline McNeill; and Irene Oldfather."

Devolution v2.0.

Get it?

"THE SCOTTISH parliament should have fewer powers rather than more, according to a former Scotland Office minister. In comments which will infuriate the SNP, David Cairns says that instead of trying to add to its powers by importing them from Westminster, Holyrood should be giving away more of its own responsibilities to councils, health boards and housing associations. He says this next phase of devolution, which he terms "Devolution v2.0", should be as "bold and radical" as the creation of the parliament in 1999."

Proof, if it was needed, that there are still tensions between Labour MPs and their devolved colleagues in the Scottish Parliament over the future course of devolution.

Made In Scotland?

Or not as the case is.

"THE Scottish Government has paid £23,000 to a company in the Far East to produce Saltire flags for the forthcoming St Andrews Day celebrations. Despite an economic downturn that is forcing many small Scottish companies to cut costs, the SNP administration has sanctioned the purchase of flags from Asia."

Hoops-Lah.

Courtesy of The Herald Diary, "As the Scottish Government invites Barack Obama to visit Scotland because of Scottish connections in his family tree, we read that new Vice-President-elect Joe Biden has the secret service codename Celtic. Alas, this is not because of any allegiance to Parkhead and the Hoops, but because of an Irish ancestry."

On The Hoof.

Another example of how some of our new Councillors are struggling to meet the rigours of elected office.

It is bad enough when an elected Councillor departs from a submission to the Scottish Parliament when giving evidence to ... er ... the Scottish Parliament, but then to not know who submitted the Council's views in the first place and then admit it wasn't approved by Councillors anyway. Is it any wonder that Aberdeen City Council is in such a financial mess?

"An Aberdeen City councillor was accused of “making policy on the hoof” and letting the authority down when she appeared before an influential Holyrood committee yesterday. MSPs were mystified when evidence from Aberdeen education spokeswoman Kirsty West contradicted the authority’s written submission. Miss West, one of Scotland’s youngest councillors, appeared before the education, lifelong learning and culture committee to give evidence on the authority’s position on the introduction of free school meals for primary 1-3 children. The council’s written submission stated that based on the evaluation of the pilot scheme of the free school meals trial in five areas, it remained “unconvinced” that free lunches “adds public value or improves the outcomes for children”. But Miss West told the committee that the council would implement the concordat agreement between the Scottish Government and local authorities for free school meals from 2010 ... On several occasions she had to “clarify” what was in the submission before admitting it was written by council officials and not approved by elected members ... Committee convener Labour MSP Karen Whitefield said in her nine years as an MSP she had never known a witness to contradict a supporting written submission."

In God She Trusts.

"REJECTED Republican Sarah Palin says she could run for US president in 2012 - if God "opens the door". The 44-year-old fundamentalist Christian spoke out in her first TV interview since Barack Obama won the 2008 race to the White House. Mum-of-five Palin talked as she prepared moose chilli in her kitchen in Wasilla, Alaska, She slammed "internet bloggers in pyjamas in their parents' basements" for spreading "lies" about her and rubbished claims she and her family spent $150,000 on clothes during the campaign. The Alaska governor also told how "cool" Obama rang her after she was named as his rival John McCain's vice presidential running mate and told her: "Good luck but not that much luck."

Mr Smith has never been referred to as an "internet blogger in pyjamas" before.

Oval Shaped.

Shameful.

On a theme of bad cops, but tragically so.

The whole incident gives an awful insight into modern policing methods and levels of police competence.

"UNDER-FIRE police yesterday confirmed the body found in missing Alan Goulden's garden was his. They spent 10 weeks hunting for policeman's dad Alan while his body lay in a hedge just 10 feet from his front door. Yesterday, the Lothian and Borders force officially identified him and said a postmortem examination had ruled out crime. They have called in Strathclyde Police to investigate the bungled search."

Home Grown.

Not a bad cop, but a cop who should should have known better. But almost Keystone nonetheless.

"DRUG squad police busted a £1million-a-year cannabis factory - then found the landlord was a fellow cop. The drug farm was found in the picturesque Highland house owned by Constable Neil Bremnar. He works 90 miles away in Gairloch - on a Wester Ross beat like TV's dope-smoking cop Hamish Macbeth. Bremnar told bosses he had rented his house out to Chinese tenants. The stone cottage in Dornoch, Sutherland, was targeted during a wave of raids on gangs who turn family homes into cannabis farms."

Mr Tambourine Man.

"THE SNP recriminations over the Glenrothes by-election intensified last night when one of the country's most influential Nationalists cautioned against the party continuing to govern as a "one-man band". Jim Sillars, the former SNP MP, claimed too much power had fallen to Alex Salmond, adding that the party leader did not like having people around who might disagree with him."

Mr Smith doesn't think it is that bad ... yet, although Oor Eck was getting a bit too smug for his own boots.

And you do have to take whatever Jim "I've been in more parties than you've had hot dinners" Sillars says with a pinch of salt.

Yes We Can ...

Er ... no you can't.

What a difference forty eight hours makes. It's no wonder it is being described as Salmond's "Kinnock" moment.

Chieftan O' The Puddin'-Race.

Mr Smith couldn't agree more.

"Jim’s a winner in Scotland’s pudding race ... The United States has a new President, Glenrothes has a new MP, the world economy is in meltdown and Aberdeenshire is getting a new golf course - but these events are surely overshadowed by Scottish Secretary Jim Murphy's campaign to secure "protected status" for black pudding ... Mr Murphy, who spent his early years in Glasgow's Arden housing scheme before his family moved to South Africa, is now a vegetarian. The Scottish Secretary is an unlikely Mel Gibson but perhaps the Labour Braveheart's slogan for the next election will be: "They can take away our liberty, but they can't take away our black puddings." It's good to see that while momentous affairs are taking place on the world stage, Scottish politicians know what really matters."

Get back to the big issues Jim. Stop chasing the meaningless headlines.

Against All Odds.

Mr Smith thinks it has been one of those weeks for major political upsets and the rewriting of political history both foreign and domestic.

First we had Barack Obama being elected the first black President in the United States, and only the third Democratic President in the last ten American Presidential elections ... and then we had Lindsay Roy holding onto the Glenrothes seat for Labour in yesterday's by-election.

It is difficult to decide which is the bigger achievement, given that most political commentators thought that an SNP victory in Glenrothes was certain with only the size of the majority being in doubt. The eventual outcome of a seven thousand vote majority for Labour is a a clear sign of one thing however, and that is that with a possible Scottish Government independence referendum as little two years away that the SNP's case for independence has taken a major political dent in light of the UK Government's hundreds of billions of pounds' solution to the current economic and banking crises. A solution that would never have been open to an autonomous Scottish government.

The Glenrothes by-election result wasn't so much the end of the SNP's political "honeymoon" in Scotland. It was probably also the end of the SNP's independence dream at least for a generation.

Very Grigor-ious.

"THE SCOTTISH Conservatives' spokesman on affordable housing is charging taxpayers almost £1000 a month to live in a luxury second home in Edinburgh. Sir Jamie McGrigor is claiming more in rent than any other MSP under Holyrood's controversial Edinburgh Accommodation Allowance (EAA)."

Mmmmm.

Miss Mitty.

From the sublime election of Barack Obama as US President ... to the ridiculoussness of one of Scotland's political representatives who has already been in bother.

"A CONTROVERSIAL councillor has been banned from a hospital after she was allegedly caught reading secret files. Ellen Glass, an independent on West Lothian Council, has also been asked by NHS bosses to hand over notes she was accused of taking during last month's bizarre ward visit. She pretended to be a hospital manager and then an MP, according to the senior nurse who challenged her at St John's Hospital, Livingston."

You really couldn't make this up.

OBAMA WINS!

Today ... The World Is America.

It's been a hard fought and often bitter campaign and still the result is uncertain as the voters of America start to go to the polls to elect the 44th President of the United States of America.

Barack Obama looks like the favourite to win, although Mr Smith is concerned that the levels of expectation around his candidacy have been raised so high that if he is elected he will find it almost impossible to meet the aspirations of American voters.

But whatever the possible failures of a Barack Obama Presidency over the next four years, an Obama victory would send a message to world that in the land of the free it is possible for a black man from humble origins to be elected President. That symbolism will mean more than most policy outcomes and will mean that the US will have the chance to become once again the home of the brave and the leader of the free world.

The World is holding it's breath.

A Life Less Ordinary.

Courtesy of Drumnlanrig, "Gordon Brown has made a habit of appearing before tough, impartial audiences while campaigning in Glenrothes. During his first appearance in an industrial estate he bravely met six handpicked Labour supporters. On his second visit, at the Bowhill War Memorial Hall, he addressed what one hack described as "ordinary, undecided voters like Helen Eadie". Ms Eadie, is, of course, the Dunfermline East Labour MSP. There she was sitting beside the Labour MSPs Claire Baker, Marilyn Livingstone and John Park."

Worse than that. Mrs Eadie can't even vote in the by-election, given that she lives in Dunfermline East. Which member of the fourth estate was it?