John who?

So we have a new Scottish TV reality winner.

"THE family of John Loughton are planning a party when he returns to Edinburgh after winning Big Brother: Celebrity Hijack. The 20-year-old, from Pilton, beat circus performer Emilia Arata, 18, to win the Channel 4 reality show.John, was reported to be handing a slice of his £50,000 winnings over to mum Donna McColl.The Stirling University student and youth politician admitted to being shocked at his win, and said he thought TV bosses had made a mistake when his name was called."

"Youth politician"? Just because he chairs the Scottish Youth Parliament? Did anyone even watch the programme? Might just explain why he won.