Wossy.

Drumlanrig says, "WHO'S WORTH MORE? Jonathan Ross has survived many brickbats, but can he cope with the fury of the Scottish Parliament? Newboy MSP Stuart McMillan is, rather bizarrely, calling for Parliament to censure Ross, left, after the floppy-haired one declared, when defending his £6m salary, that he was "worth 1,000 BBC journalists". McMillan suggests that "the Parliament notes with concern the crass remarks by Jonathan Ross". McMillan is paid north of £50,000 a year to indulge in such matters, which Drumlanrig considers to be roughly 1,000 times more wasteful than Ross's annual pay-packet."

Nuff said then. Wossy is better value than ex-researcher Mr McMillan ... any day.