Trainspotting.

So, cult Scottish author Irvine Welsh is to have a meeting with Scottish Government Ministers Nicola Sturgeon and Kenny MacAskill to advise them what to do in relation to Scotland's "booze and blades" culture.

Mr Smith can't help but get the feeling that this is a total political gimmick, given that arguably one of the major contributors to glamorising Scotland's "booze and blades," and drug culture in the first place is none other than ... Mr Irvine Welsh. The irony is probably lost on them.