Tuesday 1 July 2008

Politics 101.


Mr Smith doesn't often venture into political affairs outside of Scotland or the US, but on this occasion for educational purposes he feels he must. Looking at the line up of candidates for the Henley Parliamentary by-election caused by the election of former Tory MP Boris Johnson as London Mayor, Mr Smith noted with interest they included ... Chris Adams, UK Independence Party ... Derek Allpass, English Democrats ... Harry Bear, The Fur Play Party ... Louise Cole - Independent (Miss Great Britain Party) ... Amanda Harrington - Independent (Miss Great Britain Party) ...

Er ... hang on ... isn't there something wrong there? Two candidates from the Miss Great Britain Party ... er ... weren't you only supposed to field on candidate in a by-election? Well one of them was a blonde ... just joking.

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