Saturday, 6 September 2008

Je T'Aime.

Courtesy of Drumlanrig, "Alex Salmond was in Shetland the other day (though only a cad and a bounder would connect his visit to a new report which found those northerly isles to be the porkiest part of the United Kingdom). The First Minister was doing what he does best, posing for a few pictures with some local ladies. Our source informs us that when the women expressed concern about getting their photos taken the gallant Salmond stepped in with some advice. "Let me tell you about the tip I got from my good friend Sean Connery," he is said to have declared. "Look at the camera and say 'I love you'." Remember that the next time El Presidente is smiling through the goggle box at you."

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