Law and Disorder.

"POLICE have been called in to investigate allegations that a Scottish Conservative Party worker stole £150,000 from party funds. Senior party officials called in the police after the money, thought to have come mainly from subscriptions, disappeared from their Edinburgh offices over the last year."

And Mr Smith thought the Tories were the party of law and order. How could you possibly not notice £150,000 going missing for a year? They must have too much cash.