Smile.

According to Drumlanrig, "SMOOTH TALK AIN'T CHEAP ... These are the courses where they teach you how to look condescendingly at Gordon Brewer on Newsnight. For the record, the ministers who needed to be told were Bruce Crawford, Linda Fabiani, Jim Mather, Stewart Stevenson, Fiona Hyslop, Adam Ingram, Maureen Watt and Kenny MacAskill and Solicitor General Frank Mulholland. The latter charged £1,227 solely for "presentational training". Aren't lawyers supposed to be able to do that kind of thing without the need for our help?"

Mr Smith doesn't think the courses have worked for Kenny MacAskill and when was the last time anyone interviewed Maureen Watt, let alone Adam Ingram? They should ask for a refund.