Balloons.

So, the Keep Scotland Beautiful Campaign have called on the Scottish Parliament to ban mass releases of balloons in Scotland. "Environmental campaigners are calling for the end of mass balloon releases in Scotland due to the harmful effects on wildlife. Keep Scotland Beautiful launched a campaign, which aims to persuade local authorities to introduce licensing conditions to ban the releases."

In Mr Smith's opinion not so much environmental, as just plain mental. Do these people have nothing better to do with their time? Mr Smith even has a sneaky suspicion that KSBC may even in part be funded by the taxpayer, you and me, to come up with this nonsense.